1. Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job secruity.
2. Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.
3. If something doesnt feel right, you're not feeling the right thing.
4. Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.
5. A person who smiles in the face of adversity..... probably has a scapegoat.
6. If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos.... then you probably haven't completely understood the situation.
7. Plagiarism saves time.
8. Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.
9. Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
10. TEAMWORK.... means never having to take all the blame yourself.
11. Work: It isnt just for sleeping anymore.
12. Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!! Cheers!
13. Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.... while he still get better paid.
14. A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.
15. When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.
16. INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.
17. Aim low, Reach your goals, Avoid disappointment.
18. We wast more time by 8:00 in the morning than another companies do all day.
19. To Boss: We waste time, so you dont have to.
20. To Staff: You pretend to work, and we'll pretend to pay you~ ^^
Pretty true~
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